Quick Gossip: Justin Bieber

Born – March 1, 1994 Ontario, Canada Singer, actor, Canadian. The biggest teen sensation ever!!! Unless you count The Jonas Brothers, ‘NSYNC, Britney Spears, Donny Osmond, The Beatles, Ricky Nelson, Frank Sinatra, etc. Also Menudo. Was discovered on YouTube, got signed by Usher, introduced the world to a bold new haircut. His single "Baby" is one of the most viewed YouTube videos ever, just behind the video of the monkey peeing into his own mouth. Won "Best New Artist" at the 2010 BET Awards, which makes total sense since he is very clearly bl... essed with talent. Threw a fit in 2011 when his manager wouldn't let him buy a remote control helicopter. Now rolls around in a $200,000 Ferrari. Has been compared to Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake and countless lesbians … ‘cause he kinda looks like one. Will be fondly remembered for getting violently blown away on “CSI” ... roll the clip! Oh, we can't do that here? Well trust us. It's great.

Transfer news: Edinson Cavani annoyed by Chelsea and Real Madrid speculation

Napoli star striker Edinson Cavani has been left annoyed by the constant speculation about his future and admits it has become a distraction. Reports have surrounded the Uruguay international throughout the Confederations Cup and he has been linked with Real Madrid and Chelsea. The latter are said to be preparing a new bid of £45million, which is still short of Cavani's £52m buyout clause, as the chase for the forward continues. Cavani has never been shy in talking about his future but he is now getting frustrated by the rumours which are surrounding his career. Ahead of Sunday's Confederations Cup third-place play-off against Italy, he told Sky Italia: "In this moment, everything is under pressure. "Everything can be misunderstood. I prefer being calm. I go forward with my mentality. "At the beginning of the Confederations Cup, I did not believe the market rumours would have given me trouble. But, at the end, I admit they have disturbed me a little."

AIRTEL BIS STILL WORKING ON ALL DEVICES

it is good to share Thoughts...... The past few days many have been complaining of their airtel bis not working on their devices....i experienced same problem wen i subscribed 4 d so-called monthly unlimited plan for 1500.. I was given 2gig data and was unable to browse with it on my android phone.....i was worried and started thinking abt what to do next..finally came up with an idea and since den i've been browsing with it.... This is what i did (1)i recharged 100 and subscribed 4 airtel 1day 10mb plan (*141*11*1#) d 10mb was added to my initial data and since den am still browsing with it...

Crude Oil found in Lagos

Nigeria’s commercial capital, LAGOS, is on the verge of joining the country’s oil-producing states with the discovery of crude oil in commercial quantities in the coastal state. Yesterday, Afren Plc and its partner, Lekoil Limited, announced significant oil discovery offshore Dahomey Basin in Lagos, according to the London Stock Exchange. In separate announcements, the partners said they discovered a significant light oil accumulation based on the results of drilling and wire line logs from a high impact Ogo-1 well, located on the Oil Prospecting Licence, OPL 310 offshore Nigeria. Afren is optimistic that the discovery is likely to be significantly higher than the anticipated 78 million barrels of oil equivalent (mmboe), which encourages search to further high potential zones. The discovery is subject to the authentication of the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR), which is expected in two weeks. If certified and the partners produce the first barrel of oil, Lagos will become the 11th oil producing state in Nigeria, a club Anambra State joined recently. It will also boost the economy of Lagos, which currently generates about N29 billion internally every month. However, speaking with Vanguard on phone, the DPR said authentication of the discovery could only come after side-tracking (ST) verifications. A top management source in the upstream unit of the regulatory agency, said: “As far as we are concerned, the discovery for now is very speculative. The side track will indicate whether the resource they have found is actually crude, and this verification takes about two weeks. Thereafter, the company will communicate the tracking result to us, after which we will certify the discovery.”

Secrets of Spongebob Squarepants

Seven Deadly Sins
 Everybody loves SpongeBob Squarepants, but did you know that all the main characters in Spongebob Squarepants are based off of one of the deadly sins? Check it out:
Lust - Spongebob
Sloth - Patrick
Pride - Sandy
Wrath - Squidward
Gluttony - Gary
Greed - Mr. Krabs
Envy - Plankton




Squidward the Six-Legged Octopus

Squidward Tentacles is not actually a squid. The creator of the show claims that he is actually an octopus, but they only gave him six legs instead of eight because it looked better.



Celebrity Guest Stars

 David Hasselhoff had a major role in "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" where he saved SpongeBob and Patrick when they came to the surface. While the Hoff made the only human cameo, celebs have done voices on the show. Pink, Gene Simmons, Johnny Depp, David Bowie, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Whoopi Goldberg, and Robin Williams have all been characters on SpongeBob!




SpongeBob's Age

The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie showed that Spongebob had 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards, which means he worked at the Krusty Krab for at least 31 years. However, his driver's license reads that his birthday is July 14, 1986, which only puts him in his 20s.




"My Leg"

The makers of SpongeBob managed to cram an inside joke into a number of different episodes. Fred the fish appears in a few episodes, but you'll always hear him yell "my leg" when something bad happens.




Smarty Pants Stephen Hillenbur

Stephen Hillenburg was originally studying marine biology before creating SpongeBob Squarepants. His passion for cartoons and animation started when he created his own comic book called "The Intertidal Zone," which starred a character named Bob the Sponge.

Any credit with God?

Memory Verse Remember all thy offerings, and accept thy burnt sacrifice; Psalm 20:3 Read: Acts 9:36-42 Act 9:36 Now there was at Joppa a certain disciple named Tabitha, which by interpretation is called Dorcas: this woman was full of good works and almsdeeds which she did. Act 9:37 And it came to pass in those days, that she was sick, and died: whom when they had washed, they laid her in an upper chamber. Act 9:38 And forasmuch as Lydda was nigh to Joppa, and the disciples had heard that Peter was there, they sent unto him two men, desiring him that he would not delay to come to them. Act 9:39 Then Peter arose and went with them. When he was come, they brought him into the upper chamber: and all the widows stood by him weeping, and shewing the coats and garments which Dorcas made, while she was with them. Act 9:40 But Peter put them all forth, and kneeled down, and prayed; and turning him to the body said, Tabitha, arise. And she opened her eyes: and when she saw Peter, she sat up. Act 9:41 And he gave her his hand, and lifted her up, and when he had called the saints and widows, presented her alive. Act 9:42 And it was known throughout all Joppa; and many believed in the Lord. Message “And she went up, and laid him on the bed of the man of God, and shut the door upon him, and went out.” 2 Kings 4:21. When the son of the rich Shunammite woman died in 2 Kings 4:18-26, she laid him on the bed that she had provided for the man of God. It was another way of telling God: 'Lord, I have some deposits in my heavenly account: it is time to make a withdrawal'. She did not request for the child in the first place; it came as interest on her investment. Do you have a deposit with God which you can draw from in times of crisis? It is wisdom to have such a deposit because at very crucial moments in the life of the depositor, your investment will speak for you. At such times, you may not be the one to speak for yourself. Psalm 20:1-3 says God will remember your offering in the day of trouble. This refers to regular offerings. But do you have a solid deposit with God? Dorcas did. In Acts 9:36-42, when she died, everybody protested – Not Dorcas! When some people die, people would say may their soul rest in peace, but when some others die, people will lead a protest march to God, saying there must have been some kind of mistake. Check it; such people whose cases are protested most likely had deposits with God. As people protested Dorcas' death, they sent for Peter and began to show him reasons she cannot just go now. So the Lord was forced to ask her to return to earth to continue her good work. If you die today, how many people will miss you? To test this, travel for one month and see how many people will ask you where you have been. If on your return people just say good morning to you, then it likely that when you die, you may go unnoticed to such people. While on board a ship in one of his trips, there was a terrible storm that put the lives of all that were onboard in danger for over two weeks. In the midst of this, an angel visited Paul and God said to him that because of his credit with God, both his life and the lives of those with him would be saved (Acts 27:13-24). Do you have credit with God? Key point From today, begin to build your Heavenly credit for future benefits.

Nigerian bloke graduates with 5.0 CGPA in a Russian University.wow

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10 Things Women Should Never Lie to Men About

When interacting with the opposite sex, communication is everything. Simply put, authenticity is everything. It's not always easy to be transparent when you’re getting to know each other, but it’s 100 percent necessary. Keeping things honest will help you avoid leading Mr. Wrong or turning Mr. Right off. Be yourself and be real. Little white lies will get you nowhere, especially in these 10 categories. Your Birthday I know the rule: You never ask a woman her age. However, when it comes to dating, this rule must be broken. Don’t lie about your age. If he’s turned off, at least you will know where you both stand immediately. Lying about your age will instantly make you seem insecure, especially if you’re older. Who says PYTs have an age limit? Keep it real, ladies! How Much You Like Sports Your interest in sports isn't as important to him as you think. As long as he can watch the game, he's fine. You don't have to watch it with him. If you really aren’t that interested in his favorite football or basketball team, it shouldn’t bother him one bit. But if he takes sports seriously and you’re misquoting stats, butchering player's names and feigning interest in the score, it will be more annoying than endearing. He will know if your interest is genuine or not, so don’t fake it. Your Number Discussing your sexual history is always tricky, but it's unavoidable if things between you are becoming serious. I know all women won't be in agreement here but, when it does come up, I say be open and honest about it. If he asks how many people you've slept with before him, don't give him the "safe" number. Give him the real one. If he can't handle your answer, that's on him—not you. He should've taken heed when his mother told him to never ask a woman a question you don't want the answer to. Your Cooking Abilities Nothing’s more disappointing for a man than to be promised a "life changing" home-cooked meal only to be served a plate full of watery macaroni and cheese and questionable meat. So you don’t know your way around a kitchen, that’s fine. It doesn't make you less of a woman. Tell the truth and give him the chance to impress you with his skills. If you’re both clueless, you can always order take-out. Your Marriage Goals Most women assume that talking about marriage will scare a man off, but that’s false. The man that’s right for you will want to know where you really stand—especially if he’s on a different path. There is a way to be open about where you desire to be in the future in terms of your relationship without putting too much pressure on the present situation. Saying you don’t want to be married when you clearly do, will send him running for the hills. Your Real Thoughts On His Inner Circle If you’re not “cool” with his inner circle, you shouldn’t pretend to be. While you should keep an open mind when getting to know them, it's imperative that you find a way to be open with him about your reservations instead of forcing yourself to hang out with people you just don’t care for.

Kanye West Out With Kim Kardashian's Mom, Kris Jenner, After Baby North & Kim Are Home From the Hospital

Does Kanye West look any different now that he's a dad? Six days after Kim Kardashian and their baby girl, North West, came home from the hospital, the proud new papa was spotted out catching a movie with Kris Jenner today in Calabasas, Calif., the first time Kanye's been photographed since the birth of his daughter on June 15. Kim also happens to have just tweeted for the first time since giving becoming a mom--birthday wishes to sister Khloé Kardashian Odom, of course! While North's parents have remained silent for the last couple weeks, Kris has assured inquiring minds that her new granddaughter is "amazing." "Everyone's doing really well at home," she gushed on the Today show Tuesday. "The baby's doing great and happy and healthy and it's a really joyful time." North--or Nori, as the fam is calling her on the nickname front--was born five weeks early at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, a medical condition affecting Kim contributing to the early labor. And Kim and Kanye had a clear direction in mind when picking out their daughter's name: "North means highest power," a source explained to E! News this week. "North is the most high. There is nothing higher than North. And, when it comes to the stars, the sun rises in the East and sets in the West." Kim and Kanye "look at her as being their highest point together." Watch a new episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Sunday at 9 p.m., only on E!

Report Cards and Rituals

You just received your child’s first report card. Was it good or bad? Either way, you’ll want to talk about it with your child and her teacher. Here are some tips to help you prepare for these chats. What You Need to Know You’ve eagerly anticipated this moment since you dropped your child off for her first day of kindergarten months ago. And it’s finally here! You can barely contain your excitement as she hands over that precious piece of paper—her first report card.

Getting your child’s first report card is a huge milestone—for both you and her. It can reveal a lot about: How she’s doing in school, Her strengths and weaknesses, What kind of progress she’s made, What areas of improvement exist for her, How you can support her learning, Signs of learning disabilities Whether the report card makes you beam from ear to ear or is a little disappointing, it’s a great reference tool that you can use to help your child improve in the years to come.

Your child and her teacher have worked together for months to earn the grades you see in this card, so be sure you take the time to discuss it with both of them. How You Can Help? Here are some tips to help you talk about the report card with your child:

1.Prepare your child for the report card throughout the year. Make sure she understands why she’ll be getting one, when it’s coming, and how she can prepare. If you see that she doesn’t like to share, let her know that she’ll be graded on sharing in her report card and encourage her to improve in this area.

2.Take the time to sit down with your child and focus on the report card. Don’t discuss it while she’s riding her bike around the driveway or playing a video game. Start off by discussing the positive things in her report card. Even if it’s mostly negative, point out how great she did in math or how her teacher thinks she shares well. Be supportive when discussing the negative parts of her card. For example, if she is doing poorly in math, say something like, “I know math is hard for you. What can I do to help?” Talk about a plan for improvement.

3.Offer to read with her at night or ask an older child to tutor her in math. Here are some tips for discussing the report card with your child’s teacher:

Ask her how she grades her students throughout the year.

Find out what’s most important—class participation, homework, projects, etc.

Encourage the teacher to reach out to you if she senses that your child is falling behind in certain areas. This will give a heads-up so you can help your child improve before her grades suffer.

If your child is doing poorly in one or more areas, solicit her teacher’s advice on how you can help her improve. She may have some great ideas you didn’t think of.

BBM still coming to Android before the end of the summer

BlackBerry CEO Thorsten Heins this morning on the company's quarterly earnings call reminded us that BBM — that's BlackBerry Messenger — will be available for Android and iOS "before the end of the summer." He didn't give any further details, and it's worth noting that summer officially is all of a week old. They should make it snappy please

The body shop(horror)

Some people are born lucky while others are not and Henry was most definitely part of the latter group. Being out of work and soon to be homeless, this wasn’t how Henry had envisioned the start of his adult life. His sister was moving to Spain to be with her boyfriend and was selling her flat which meant Henry had to find somewhere else to live. But first, he needed to find a job. After realising academia was not for him Henry had left school at 16 armed with a very strong grade C in Art. He hadn’t yet decided what he wanted to do and had planned on seeing what kind of jobs he was offered before deciding upon the most lucrative and using his wages to buy his one place. Unfortunately the numerous offers of employment that Henry had envisioned were not very forthcoming and he had spent the last few months applying for any and all jobs that came along. Sadly he was either; too young, lacked experience or wasn’t what they were looking for. Things had been starting to get desperate when, on one of his daily trudges down to the job centre he spotted an advert for a clerk at The Body Shop. Despite lacking any experience, being unable to type, and not having any real interest in cars Henry applied for the job anyway. So it came as a complete surprise when the manager of The Body Shop phoned up to offer him the job. Henry couldn’t believe his uncharacteristic good luck and he had accepted it there and then. It might turn into something rewarding, he thought to himself as he sat alone behind the Reception desk. This could be a way into mechanics; he could learn the trade, work up to a place in the garage and one day run his own business. He just needed to get some enthusiasm about cars first but that shouldn’t be too difficult. He felt hopeful about his new career but as the first week and then the second week went by without seeing a single engine, his grand dreams started to look a little more distant. So far he had spent his time just sat in Reception placing orders for customers, taking phone calls and filling in forms. Every time a new order came though, he would pass it to someone in the warehouse to be processed. He wasn’t permitted into the warehouse himself yet and he often wondered what lay behind that plain white door to the side of Reception with the stern sign that read “Authorised Personnel Only”. He could hear muffled voices talking from inside but they weren’t the usual coarse banter Henry associated with garages. This was a specialist operation and so the staff probably had to maintain a high level of professionalism at all times. There was a peculiar smell that came through the door when someone leaned through to take the order sheets. It must be some kind of motor oil or grease, Henry concluded, he would learn all about it in time. He wanted to go back and look but he needed to stay out here manning Reception in case a customer came in. To the public, Henry was the face of The Body Shop, the manager had explained. Although he was always friendly and extremely polite Henry wasn’t sure if his was the face that the company should really be promoting though. But saying that, his acne was starting to clear up now beneath his glasses and his extraordinary good luck was still with him: Thanks to a chance conversation with one of his customers he now had a room to rent. His new land lady, Mrs Mildred, was a charming old dear who would come in most days to pick up a parcel. She didn’t seem the type to be interested in the automotive industry but nevertheless the warehouse would have a package waiting for her behind the Reception desk most mornings before Henry arrived. So whenever he saw it he knew she would be in later that day. She was as frail as anything but her eyes sparkled with the kind of mischief that only old ladies could get away with. “Oh thank you” Mrs Mildred would say to Henry as he carried the package out to her car. “You’re so kind to help me with this. You know I do really like your arms, so firm and strong. I’ll know where to come if I need to borrow them sometime”. She would proceed to squeeze his biceps and give him a very obvious wink as she hobbled out of the door chuckling away to herself. If she was about ninety years younger Henry may have thought she was flirting with him! Mrs Mildred was one of the nice customers but there were also some unpleasant ones, most notably Mr McRood.   Mr McRood telephoned every day demanding to know where his order was. “Well, is it bloody there yet?” he had rasped down the phone in a dry gravelly voice on Henry’s first day on the job. “Err. What is it you want?” Henry had stammered. “My bloody order! I placed it with you two weeks ago. I don’t know what kind of half-arsed outfit you’re running there but I need it now” he ranted. “The Body Shop; specialists in body replacement services it says here. Hah! Specialists indeed!” “Erm…” Henry had felt his face flushing red not sure how to respond to the impatient old codger. “Erm?” Mr McRood interrupted. “Erm? Is that all you can say? Well it’s not bloody good enough”. Mr McRood proceeded to phone in every day since, becoming ruder and more personal with his insults each time. Apparently his order was very special and needed to be brought in from Cuba and there had been delay’s at Customs which was why it was taking so long. Every day Henry would brace himself for the verbal onslaught from the irate old git and explain again and again that it was out of his hands and there was nothing he could do. Despite his explanations Mr McRood continued to hold Henry personally responsible for the order and the delays and even the political situation in the communist country which had led the to the trade restrictions that were causing the whole problem in the first place! At last the order arrived; a thick brown package about a meter in length. It wasn’t too heavy and the manager said he should probably take it straight round to Mr McRood’s house as an example of good customer service. Henry felt his stomach drop a few feet at the instruction. This certainly wasn’t how Henry would deal with rude customers when he was running his own business. But, he had to please his boss and so he hauled the parcel into the back of the company van and drove round to Mr McRood’s house. Although it wasn’t heavy, the parcel was a long awkward shape to carry for any length of time. Henry struggled down the overgrown garden path to Mr McRood’s rickety paint-chipped front door. The small bungalow looked dilapidated and reminded him of the house from the Wizard of Oz after it had landed in that magical land. Henry secretly loved that film but any hint of magic or singing was dispelled by the sense of neglect that hung in the air. A large collection of unopened milk bottles were lined up by the front door giving Henry the sense that no one had set foot outside the door for several days. The doorstep was also littered with a pile of Daily Mail Newspapers and flyers for Indian takeaway’s and pizza delivery companies. The whole bungalow looked as run down, haggard and miserable as Mr McRood sounded on the phone. Taking a deep breath he rang the bell hoping Mr McRood wouldn’t be in so he could just leave the parcel by the door and go without having to face the miserable old whinger. But as always, he wasn’t that lucky. Henry heard some creaking and groaning of floorboards. Through the frosted glass of the door he could see a shape lumbering down the hallway. As the shape loomed closer Henry started to feel very uneasy about this visit. Some primal instinct was setting off an alarm bell at the back of his mind and he felt an urge to leave the parcel on the step and bolt. He contemplated it for a moment but then the door rattled and the moment was lost. From inside someone struggled to undo a chain before the door slowly swung open on creaking hinges. Henry opened his mouth to introduce himself but the words died in his throat as he looked upon the terrible sight that stood in the doorway. Henry recoiled as the image before him instantly burned into his memory so he would always see it every time he closed his eyes. All he could do was gasp shock like a fish out of water, drowning in air as he stared at the thing before him. The grey sallow face of Mr McRood leered down at him through milky eyes sunk deep into over-sized eye sockets. Thin wispy white hair curled down from the sore encrusted scalp and a lipless mouth formed a leering rictus grin as the thing that was Mr McRood swayed gently in the doorway leaning on a pair of rusted crutches. Mr McRood was dead! Henry stumbled back in panic as the rotting stench of the grave wafted out from the open door and Henry now recognised it as the same smell from the Warehouse. He stared at the spectre before him in cold terror before blindly stepping backwards. His brain refused to accept what his eyes were telling him and he forgot about the step and fell landing hard on his back. The parcel fell on top of him preventing him from scrabbling to his feet and running. Henry struggled, panting out a scream but unable to find his breath. The impossible sight of the festering corpse took a shambling step through the doorway and onto the step narrowly avoiding a bottle of silver-top. Towering over Henry it reached out a grey decomposing hand towards the terrified clerk with an animated creak of joints. “Watch it” the ill-tempered zombie snarled. His dry vocal chords sounded even dustier than they did on the phone. “I’ve waited long enough for that delivery and I don’t want to have to wait for another one if you break it, you clumsy oaf”. Henry could do nothing but gibber like an idiot. “Here, open it for me” Mr McRood growled impatiently and Henry quickly worked at the tape on the parcel and opened the box with panicked fingers. When he saw what was inside the box he gagged and shoved it away, kicking the box towards Mr McRood and trying to put as much distance between it and himself. There, lying in a nest of bubble wrap and bags of ice was a human leg cut off just above the knee. Mr McRood carefully bent down and picked up the severed limb and for the first time Henry noticed the deceased customer had only one leg protruding from his mouldy burial clothes. “Good, this is what I wanted” said Mr McRood nodding with a measure of satisfaction. “Now, take that rubbish away with you, I’ve no need for it”. As Henry hurried to gather up the empty box Mr McRood shuffled back inside but paused to look over his shoulder. “Oh, I understand your Mrs Mildred’s latest lodger” he wheezed. “She’s pleased you’ve moved in. She’s wanted a pair of young strong arms for some time now”. Henry didn’t look back as he scurried down the path to the relative safety van. As he clambered inside and locked the doors he couldn’t help wondering just how unlucky one person could be!

D'banj - Finally

Eja Nla!! I think it's about that time we give D'banj a break, he is so on top of his gameFinally is the joint; going straight to the clubs. A superb video is needed ASAP to nail Finally on charts #worldwide. Check on it & Share Your Thoughts!! Of course you guys have heard of his 7million naira support to OJB Jezreal. God bless you Shap shap bro. Oya click here to download the song.

What is the difference between naija police and yankee police

God go help us. Thats all i have to say

New Music: Skuki – Voom Va ft. Phyno

The brothers Skuki drops some new heat this friday as a follow up to their single, Beautiful And Different (B.A.D). They feature one of the hottest rising names in the game, Phyno.

Check on it. Skuki Voom Va! Produced by Madskillz.

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Obafemi Awolowo University News

Psychology in Conjunction with English Language presents CIROC XPLICIT PARTY proudly sponsored by @BuzzMag_NG •PITs Theatre. July 5!  EXAM PERIOD #teamOAU
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Snap shots from Banky W's Good good Loving video star packed

Bankole Wellington A.K.A Banky W and a host of other stars seemed to be having fun in Banky's new video. The video features Fine boy Lynxx Damilola Adegbite, eLDee, Efya, Noble Igwe and a host of others. And na Clarence Peters direct am oo. That guy na bado

Happy 50th birthday to Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola

Happy birthday to his excellency Babatunde Raji Fashola. Executive Governor of Lagos State. Aku ayeye oni sir. Eko oni baje ooo

Quick Joke

Omo, police don upgrade ooh,
dis na d call center numba 112...
There was a robbery in my
neighbour's house and I called
them... next thing I heard was .
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English
press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for
Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed
1... then another voice came
up....For car accident press 1, for
armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up.... Den I
pressed 2, anoda voice came
up.... If they're with knives press
1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3,
machine guns press 4, bomb
press 5, all of the above press 6... Then i checked and saw they
were with all of them then I
pressed 6... anoda voice came up
sayin.... Hmmmm...! My brother, if
ur brother dey police u go gree
make im come? Thunder fire u there...

quick joke

Should girls carry condoms in their hand bags? Yes or No

This post is rated 18+  please slap any1 that is under 18 and reading this blog.
ok, Well a quick intro, my name is Kolawole, a very curious nigga. And resently, i was wondering if girls should carry condoms in their bags or not. most naija girls experience intense konji. And when they come visiting, its always amazing how well prepared they are. Abi guys shey i dey lie? E b like say na bulk purchase them dey do. People advice that if u can't refrain from sex u should use a condom. But having it in your bag may pass different messages to peolple, both negative and positive. It can mean u are a pervert or that you just wanna play safe; which ever way. Do u guys think its cool for girls to have it in their bags Yes or No  

Naija parents too sure

I know this title sounds pretty lame but i no wan know jor, this is the best title i can think of. Was just remembering all those holllywood movies we see everyday and comparing it with our naija day to day life and i kept laughing to the extent that my mum taught i was mad. I'm serious oo! Forget. I will give one example and i know u guys will reason along with me.

Example . Imagine one mumu boy telling his dad. "dad, i wanna go to the movies" the dad says "son i'm afraid u cant go, am sorry" the thing that now vexes me is that the son will tell his dad "but dad, i insist!" Can u imagine? If na for naija na igbarun(slap) go follow u, courtesy your typical naija pman. Abi. Abi d child dey mad ni?. The dad will be like " i said u are not going and you are telling me you insist, bomb dey your head ni? Naija too sure jare. Our parents instill correct discipline in us. But it can be bad too sha. Abi wetin una think?