Quick Joke

Omo, police don upgrade ooh,
dis na d call center numba 112...
There was a robbery in my
neighbour's house and I called
them... next thing I heard was .
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English
press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for
Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed
1... then another voice came
up....For car accident press 1, for
armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up.... Den I
pressed 2, anoda voice came
up.... If they're with knives press
1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3,
machine guns press 4, bomb
press 5, all of the above press 6... Then i checked and saw they
were with all of them then I
pressed 6... anoda voice came up
sayin.... Hmmmm...! My brother, if
ur brother dey police u go gree
make im come? Thunder fire u there...